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Here is the transcript of A Baby Looney Tunes Special: Let's Potty!.

It all began one sunny day at Granny’s house, Baby Bugs, Baby Lola, Baby Daffy, Baby Tweety, Baby Sylvester, Baby Taz, Baby Petunia and Baby Melissa were playing in the backyard.

Baby Bugs: Who’s ready to play tag!?

Baby Lola: Ready when you are, Bugs!

Baby Taz: Me first! Me first!

Baby Sylvester: (tags Taz) Tag! You’re it, Taz!

Baby Taz: Taz it! Taz it! (spinning around)

And so, Taz started spinning around and began as the babies played tag.

Baby Bugs: (tagging Taz) You’re it, Taz!

Baby Petunia: (tagging Bugs) You’re it!

Baby Daffy: (tagging Petunia next) You’re it!

Baby Melissa: (giggling) Playing tag is so much fun!

All of the sudden, the babies were having much fun until Lola stopped for a minute.

Baby Lola: Uh-oh!

Baby Bugs: What’s the matter, Lola?

Baby Daffy: Yeah, why’d you stopped?

Baby Lola: I’m feeling wet, I think I need a new diaper.

Baby Sylvester: You go on then, Lola, we won’t mind the wait.

Baby Tweety: (tags him) You’re it, Putty Tat!

Baby Sylvester: Hey! (as he chased him)

So that’s what Lola did, she went inside the house to see Granny.


Just in the kitchen, Granny was just about finished making lemonade when she saw Lola.

Baby Lola: Granny?

Granny: What is it, Lola?

Baby Lola: My diaper is wet, would you change me please?

Granny: Of course, dear, I’ll have you changed in no time.

And as she picks her up, she brings her upstairs right away.


As soon as Granny brought Lola to the bedroom, she brought her to the changing table and began changing her diaper.

Granny: Don’t you worry, you’ll be all better with a new diaper.

Baby Lola: Thanks, Granny.

So with that, Granny had Lola’s diaper changed, putting the wet diaper in the diaper pail and putting a clean diaper on for Lola.

Granny: There we go, Lola, (placed her on the floor) all clean and dry.

Baby Lola: Phew. Thanks so much, Granny.

As Lola went back outside to play, Sylvester came in

Baby Sylvester: Granny?

Granny: Yes, Sylvester?

Baby Sylvester: I need a new diaper right away, I’ve just made a boom boom.

Granny: Oh, I guess you’re up next to be changed.

Just as Granny got started changing his diaper, she used wipes, powder and a clean diaper.


Later, the babies were playing in the nursery.

Baby Tweety: That was really a lot of fun playing tag. What should we do now?

Baby Bugs: Let’s play rescue the damsel, I call dibs on the prince.

Baby Daffy: Hey, wait a minute! Since when did you get to be the prince?

Baby Bugs: Cause it was my idea, Daff. So, I’ll be the prince.

Baby Daffy: That’s so unfair!

Baby Melissa: Don’t feel bad, Daffy, you’ll get to be the prince another time.

Baby Lola: Melissa's right. Maybe you should be the sorcerer for now.

Baby Daffy: Fine, but I don’t do well playing the bad guy.

So as Daffy pretends Lola’s the damsel captured by the sorcerer, Sir Bugs came to the rescue.

Baby Daffy: You’ll never claim the princess! For I, Daffy, the evil sorcerer, shall have you kneeling at my feet!

Baby Bugs: Bring it on!

Just as Sir Bugs beat Sorcerer Daffy to his knees, he begins to notice something.

Baby Daffy: Oh great, now I’m getting a wet diaper.

Baby Bugs: Looks like you're gonna have to get it changed then, Daff.

Baby Melissa: Uh-oh.

Baby Lola: What’s wrong, Melissa?

Baby Melissa: I’ve just made a boom boom!

Baby Petunia: Me too, we need our diapers changed.

Baby Tweety: It’s okay, you three. You go get changed while we play some more.

Baby Taz: (nodding his head)

Baby Melissa: Come on, Daffy.

Baby Petunia: Yeah, let’s go before we get a rash.

Baby Daffy: Alright, alright. (he then looks at Bugs pointing his fingers between his eyes and points at him.) We’ll deal with this after we get back.

Baby Bugs: Whatever you say, Daff.

And so, Daffy, Melissa and Petunia came to Granny needing their diapers changed. So with that, she changed their diapers one by one, it was hard work.


That night, Bugs and the others finished brushing their teeth and got ready for bed.

Baby Bugs: I wonder what’s gonna happen tomorrow.

Baby Lola: Me too, Bugs. I’m really hoping that we can have more fun games.

Baby Daffy: Yeah.

Just then, Granny came to see them before she tucks them into bed.

Granny: Alright, little ones. It’s time we have a quick talk before bedtime.

Baby Tweety: Otay, Dranny.

Baby Bugs: What are we going to talk about?

Granny: Bugs, Lola, Daffy, Sylvester, Petunia, Melissa, you’re soon going to be potty-trained.

Baby Lola: Petunia did tell us that the toilet was a diaper plus a while ago, Granny. How come we’ll need to go potty soon?

Granny: Because just for a practice drill, you’ll be using training pants instead of diapers to practice going to the bathroom and using the toilet just like other big kids do.

Baby Bugs: Like what, Granny?

Granny: ???

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