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This is a transcript for The New Looney Tunes Show season 3, episode 7c "All this and Bloopers Too".

Fade in. Covers from Variety, People, Sports Illustrated, Money, TV Guide, The New Yorker, Time, Newsweek and Vogue celebrating Bugs Bunny's 78½th anniversary appear on the screen. Fades to the Warner Bros. Studio Lot in Burbank, California, decorated for the celebration of the event with a special episode of The New Looney Tunes Show.

  • Announcer: And now, here's Bugs Bunny's 78½th Anniversary Spectacular!

Fades to the interior of the studio, where Bugs Bunny, accompanied by Daffy Duck and Porky Pig, come on stage and they start to tap dance with a cane at the tune of an orchestral version of the Vaudeville theme introduced in Stage Door Cartoon. Sylvester, Tweety, Speedy Gonzales and Foghorn Leghorn come up shortly and also start dancing. Just after, Elmer Fudd also enters the stage and points a gun to the other characters, making the others to get down, later revealing to be a prop gun. Bugs uses his cane to get the gun down and makes a negative sign with his hand to him. They all shortly continue dancing with a neon sign with a birthday cake with fireworks instead of candles slowly descending. Yosemite Sam comes out from it and lights up the fireworks, turning up the sign and launching the fireworks. The music stops all the others stop dancing and point to the sign, coming shortly towards Bugs, overlapping with each other.

  • Daffy and Sylvester: Happy birthday, Bugs.
  • Porky: Happy b-b-b-birthday, Bugs.
  • Tweety: Happy biwthday, Bugs.
  • Speedy: Felicitaciones, mi amigo.
  • Foghorn: Happy birthday, son.
  • Elmer: Happy biwthday, Mw. Wabbit.
  • Sam: Happy birthday, hmmm... critter.
  • Bugs: (embarrassed, sarcastically) Gosh, I'm so unimportant.

Fades to the Warner Bros. Animation logo with the Merrie Melodies closing theme playing. The shield opens and Porky comes from it, interrupting the music.

  • Porky: (confused) Wait a minute, the segment just s-s-s-started and the show is already ending? (changes his mood) The viewers want to see our show's b-b-b-bloopers and that's what we'll show. I'll be back in a few moments, folks.

The shield closes. Fades to the Warner Bros. Studio Lot in Burbank, California. Bugs Bunny is seen practicing on his piano for the opening act of the episode, while studying his lines.

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