Changes: Daffy's Wedding

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Daffy's Wedding is a The New Looney Tunes Show spoof skit made by Robot Chicken.

Ducks are invited to Daffy and Tina's wedding, including Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.

Duck Preacher: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Daffy Duck and Tina Russo in holy matrimony. If for any reason these two should not be wed, speak now, or forever hold your peace.
Yosemite Sam: I-!
Elmer Fudd: You had youw chance, Sam.
Yosemite Sam: I fucking hates you!
Bearded Duck: Come on sweetheart! Let's get down with our duck-selves.
Duck Uncle: She says I gotta cut down on the frickin' crackers and be more careful with my lives. I says to 'er, if you got a betta way ta get chow... I WANNA HEAR IT!
Ducks: [laughter]
Duck Mother: There you are, you duck o' shit! Junior is drunk and he said you gave him beer. He's 12 years old, for Duckburg's sake! What the HELL kind of a Duck Uncle are you?

Duck Uncle: I'd say a pretty good one!

Ducks: [laughter]
Junior Duck: [vomits]
Daffy's Sister: I just love you all, like, so much, and it's so nice to...
Tina: Ugh, I can't believe I made your sister the Duck of Honor.
Daffy: Hey, at least she changed her name when she got married!
Tina: Don't you dare bring that up right now. This was my grandmother's name.
Daffy's Sister: ...(sobbing) gonna get... a gold Emmy... so like...
Yosemite Sam: I feel like I sat here just to rub it in my face.
Elmer Fudd: To be faiw, we fowwow him awound, wike, aww the time.
Junior Duck: (vomits in front of Yosemite Sam)
Yosemite Sam: (sighs) I wish I could die again.

Segment ends.

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 *'''Elmer Fudd:''' You had ''youw'' chance, Sam.
 *'''Yosemite Sam:''' I fucking ''hates'' you!
+*'''Bearded Duck:''' Come on sweetheart! Let's get down with our duck-selves.
-''Still under construction...''
+*'''Duck Uncle:''' She says I gotta cut down on the frickin' crackers and be more careful with my lives. I says to 'er, if you got a betta way ta get chow... I WANNA HEAR IT!
+*'''Ducks:''' [laughter]
+*'''Duck Mother:''' There you are, you duck o' shit! Junior is drunk and he said you gave him beer. He's 12 years old, for Duckburg's sake! What the HELL kind of a Duck Uncle are you?
+Duck Uncle: I'd say a pretty good one!
+*'''Ducks:''' [laughter]
+*'''Junior Duck:''' [vomits]
 *'''Daffy's Sister:''' I just love you all, like, ''so'' much, and it's ''so'' nice to...
 *'''Tina:''' Ugh, I can't believe I made your sister the Duck of Honor.